Fifteen Eighty Four

The balcony scene might have gone a little more like this:

That dramatic third act fight between Tybalt, Mercutio, and Romeo might have started differently:

And when it came to breaking the news to Juliet…

She probably would have tried to let him know a plan was in the works:

But I think you know the ending…

If only Juliet got service in the Capulet crypt and Romeo had thought to check his phone. Oh, and we almost forgot about Paris: